The Free Land of QuietDad of TSP is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 21.434 billion QuietDad of TSPians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 59.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The QuietDad of TSPian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Beers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,993 Beers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, Amnesty Interregional has condemned QuietDad of TSP for ignoring crimes against humanity, more and more people are signing up for the government party, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietDad of TSP's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

QuietDad of TSP is ranked 190,039^th in the world and 3,666^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -1.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.