Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Fair |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Unproven
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 7.769 billion |
Capital | Card Farmer |
Leader | Leader Farmer |
Faith | Leader Love |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Card |
The Dictatorship of South Pacific Card Farmer is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader Farmer with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.769 billion South Pacific Card Farmerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card Farmer. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient South Pacific Card Farmerian economy, worth 258 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,328 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Euthanasia is illegal, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Pacific Card Farmer's national animal is the Card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Leader Love.
South Pacific Card Farmer is ranked 141,578th in the world and 2,864th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,902.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : South Pacific Card Farmer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : South Pacific Card Farmer's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : South Pacific Card Farmer altered its national flag.
- : South Pacific Card Farmer relocated from Balder to The South Pacific.
- : South Pacific Card Farmer's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : South Pacific Card Farmer's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : South Pacific Card Farmer was refounded in Balder.
- : South Pacific Card Farmer ceased to exist in Penguinscardregion.
- : Following new legislation in South Pacific Card Farmer, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in South Pacific Card Farmer, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.