The Republic of The free romanians is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aurelian Rusu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.404 billion Romanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Romanian economy, worth 444 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,251 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime is totally unknown. The free romanians's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Orthodoxy.

The free romanians is ranked 52,265^th in the world and 1,144^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.55 law-abiding acts per hour.