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Inner Albania wrote:

1. I had a bad headache

2. I lost my phone at school
   

Oh damn 💀

Where’d you last see it?

Ammmericaaaa wrote:

Mind if I add this quote to a dispatch?

No I don't mind

Excerpt from my list of god awful short stories. Volaworand rate this.
(just the script)
Girlfriend: NO I WON'T! I AM DONE!
Cop: Madam, you were shouting obscenties and challenged a blind individual to a staring contest
Girlfriend: SO HE CHEATED ON ME!
Cop: Madam, your boyfriend dipped on you, when the FBI raided his apartment we found a letter explaining why he and the old granny robbed the bank and escaped via lawnmower before fleeing to new Zealand.
Girlfriend: I DONT GIVE A -gets hit by a bus*
Cop: Oh damn *gets shot in the ass with a water gun with enough force to break a nokia*
*Everyone else flees, including men, women, kids, dogs, cows, elephants and that one t-rex who's destroying the museum because a feral child kicked it*

imma sleep

Kabarakastan wrote:

imma sleep

good night

Kami0 wrote:

Do you guys have a few minutes to talk about:

AI Football Cup Qualifiers

by The Jingoistic States of Kami0iane Sports Association

The AI football tournament will begin on 5th December. We will begin a qualifier round with 4 teams each. We would need 20-30 people from where other rounds will be taken to decide the final contestants for the main tournament. The contestants who wish to enter will automatically enter the host bid, but can withdraw by a quick telegram to Kami0. We would need 2 more countries (Kami0 is already the host). Hosts may be able to obtain automatic qualifications. Please be kind enough to join the qualifiers!

Last date: 20th May 2024

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Kami0(Host)
United Lossolia
Ammmericaaaa
Reantreet
Chillicothe
7 Trees
Republic of Rhode Island
Oskifinj
Albend
Solaria and the Mernadines(Will not be in the ballot)
Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition
Westenam
Kabarakastan(Will not be in the ballot)
New Chinese Federation
New Xartoia
A Place Somewhere
The Republic of Konsa
Amelia-Madison
Swedish Urban Dog
Amazoniao

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