The South PacificBoard

"The Llamas, along with the eldritch screechings of Petea wake up TSP, a tropical island town in the deep ocean. In the morning, a vampire wakes up in his house. He goes and sits outside on his porch. This is Ammmericaaaa. His special veil protects him from disintegrating when the sun shines on him.

"Aaah..a beautiful day." The vampire thinks as he drinks SPIT and some blood from a blood vessel from a cow his pet, Swedish URBAN Dog got him.

He looks in front of him as he drinks the blood and alcohol. In front is a beautiful street, and a gorgeous beach. But something catches his eyes. Screams and blood.

On the beach, 18 people are in line. 9 of them have a white shirt that says "Triple Poster." and the other 9 have a ankle and a heart on their shirts. They are all being brutally flogged."

"Oh sh*t." Ammmericaaaa thinks as the one behind this all, the menacing New American Dictatorship walks. In his blue shirt which features ankles and triple posters being burnt at the stake he brutally whips everyone
"MAKE THEM SUFFER! I NEED BLOOD FOR LUNCH!!" The vampire screeches. He then decides to turn around and look at the street as he sips his SPIT. By a cart on the street, its Volaworand and the Republic of Konsa!

"This here is a key lime pie." Volaworand says as he lifts the crime against humanity. Konsas eyes glitter with malice as he says "Pie shall reign supreme, we shall force feed the delegate muahaaa!"

Suddenly. Ammmericaaaa's speakers explode as the national TSP anthem plays. Marching down the street, trampling over trolls is Ebonhand and the cake authority. Volaworand and Konsa drop the key lime pie.

"RUN!" Konsa screams, but Volaworand stuffs the pie into his mouth and what's left of it into a bag and they run into a house. Ebonhand walks by, noticing one milligram of pie on the ground. He launches a machine gun that obliterates the street.

"Well, I got to get to work." Ammmericaaaa the vampire says as Petea begins to screech even louder. "Beautiful." The vampire says as tears of blood well up in his crusty eyes.

He jumps onto the roof with a huge umbrella. Coming at fast speed is 7 tree's maglev trains. He jumps onto the train which shatters his house, however, the toilet smacks him off the train into the beach in the center of a fire. As he flies, he passes a stadium where Kami0 and Albend are playing football and the commentator yells "RIP HIS HEAD OFF!"

Once he douses himself he hears yelling and looks up. He sees Federal Eagle Colony, both eyes twitching as his eyebrows and thick mustache curl into a snarl as he yells "THEY HAVE EARNED THEIR RIGHT TO LIVE THERE!" He would say what Aina Kuokoa and Republic of Rhode Island were saying but his ears have popped. He then notices a pirate ship. Drystar the pirate has 2 cannons on the ship, the banject and the impression cannon, ready to stop the argument at a moments notice.

Beautiful day.

"The Llamas, along with the eldritch screechings of Petea wake up TSP, a tropical island town in the deep ocean. In the morning, a vampire wakes up in his house. He goes and sits outside on his porch. This is Ammmericaaaa. His special veil protects him from disintegrating when the sun shines on him.

"Aaah..a beautiful day." The vampire thinks as he drinks SPIT and some blood from a blood vessel from a cow his pet, Swedish URBAN Dog got him.

He looks in front of him as he drinks the blood and alcohol. In front is a beautiful street, and a gorgeous beach. But something catches his eyes. Screams and blood.

On the beach, 18 people are in line. 9 of them have a white shirt that says "Triple Poster." and the other 9 have a ankle and a heart on their shirts. They are all being brutally flogged."

"Oh sh*t." Ammmericaaaa thinks as the one behind this all, the menacing New American Dictatorship walks. In his blue shirt which features ankles and triple posters being burnt at the stake he brutally whips everyone
"MAKE THEM SUFFER! I NEED BLOOD FOR LUNCH!!" The vampire screeches. He then decides to turn around and look at the street as he sips his SPIT. By a cart on the street, its Volaworand and the Republic of Konsa!

"This here is a key lime pie." Volaworand says as he lifts the crime against humanity. Konsas eyes glitter with malice as he says "Pie shall reign supreme, we shall force feed the delegate muahaaa!"

Suddenly. Ammmericaaaa's speakers explode as the national TSP anthem plays. Marching down the street, trampling over trolls is Ebonhand and the cake authority. Volaworand and Konsa drop the key lime pie.

"RUN!" Konsa screams, but Volaworand stuffs the pie into his mouth and what's left of it into a bag and they run into a house. Ebonhand walks by, noticing one milligram of pie on the ground. He launches a machine gun that obliterates the street.

"Well, I got to get to work." Ammmericaaaa the vampire says as Petea begins to screech even louder. "Beautiful." The vampire says as tears of blood well up in his crusty eyes.

He jumps onto the roof with a huge umbrella. Coming at fast speed is 7 tree's maglev trains. He jumps onto the train which shatters his house, however, the toilet smacks him off the train into the beach in the center of a fire. As he flies, he passes a stadium where Kami0 and Albend are playing football and the commentator yells "RIP HIS HEAD OFF!"

Once he douses himself he hears yelling and looks up. He sees Federal Eagle Colony, both eyes twitching as his eyebrows and thick mustache curl into a snarl as he yells "THEY HAVE EARNED THEIR RIGHT TO LIVE THERE!" He would say what Aina Kuokoa and Republic of Rhode Island were saying but his ears have popped. He then notices a pirate ship. Drystar the pirate has 2 cannons on the ship, the banject and the impression cannon, ready to stop the argument at a moments notice.

Beautiful day.