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Rabbitz wrote:This is why we condemned you...

Are attempting to condemn me, dear.

You're not the first to attempt this.

You likely will not be the last.

Unless you succeed, in which case you will be the last.

Eden contour wrote:hello

Hello there, darling. Oh, I remember you from my massive endorsing binge. How lovely!

Drystar, Aumeltopia, Rabbitz, Proctethia, and 2 othersSteampunk engineers, and Melicorium

👀

Proctethia and Melicorium

Steampunk engineers

Iym winterless wrote:C-can’t be... clean...

You mean you need to get down and dirty?

Proctethia, Iym winterless, Melicorium, and West fallows

Auphelia wrote:Will you ever be quite the same? I would hate to think such injuries would cut short the career of the greatest master of theft seen in generations. Not since Pickpocket Penny in 1920's New York City have fingers moved so nimbly; not since Anna Catharina of 16th Century Sweden has a thief reached such social heights. Truly, you are a marvel of your profession.

Like any professional athlete, I will change my style of operations to fit my abilities, or will move to another aspect of the trade before I start to embarrass myself. I can be a mentor, a mastermind, or even a grifter.

Si-topia wrote:Well that sounds... interesting. Glad to hear you're doing good.
We're doing alright too ^-^

The Solar System Scope wrote:Hiiiiiiii
I'm doing good, thanks for asking :3

I am so happy that my favourite ship in TSP is still afloat. :D

Drystar, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Auphelia, and 4 othersThe Filippinas, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and Melicorium

Welp, this seems like a pretty fun game so far! How are you all?

Rabbitz, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherKourend thing

Ahsanstan wrote:Hello fellow South Pacifists, greetings from Ahsanstan

It seems you are currently going through some economic hardships. What says you grant me permission to operate mass-fishing vessels in your trout-rich waters in exchange for a nifty stimulus package, eh?

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, Kourend thing, and 2 othersWest fallows, and Ahsanstan

Post self-deleted by West fallows.

Auphelia wrote:Are attempting to condemn me, dear.

You're not the first to attempt this.

You likely will not be the last.

Unless you succeed, in which case you will be the last.

'Twas fun to make though!

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Kourend thing

Kermea wrote:Welp, this seems like a pretty fun game so far! How are you all?

Not 'til you get into NS politics!

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, Kourend thing, and 1 otherKermea

Rabbitz wrote:Not 'til you get into NS politics!

Politics? Let me at them!

Rabbitz, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherKourend thing

Kermea wrote:Politics? Let me at them!

Okie!

Join MoFA for affairs experience!

And go to the NS forums to have your mind destroyed!

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, The great parkguinius, and 2 othersKourend thing, and Kermea

Rabbitz wrote:Not 'til you get into NS politics!

Or nuclear tests

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, The great parkguinius, and 2 othersKourend thing, and Kermea

Mind destruction is what I signed up for! Stagnant discussions and virtual scuffles, here we go!

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Kourend thing

Auphelia

Alice Parker wrote:Like any professional athlete, I will change my style of operations to fit my abilities, or will move to another aspect of the trade before I start to embarrass myself. I can be a mentor, a mastermind, or even a grifter.

Ooh, or you could go back to a university to continue your education and learn about the computers and internets and become a hacker! No offence (by this, of course, I mean that I am about to say something entirely offensive, but because I have said the phrase "no offence", if you do find offence in my statement it is your fault for feeling that way, as ostensibly no offence was meant, even if the following comment is quite clearly offensive in nature, thus precluding me from any potential repercussions from my actions), but your acting skills are rather . . . not good.

Horribly deficient.

Entirely lacking in substance and style.

Totally unsuited for convincing anyone of anything.

If you attempted to tell a starving man in a barren desert wasteland that he needed water, he wouldn't believe you.

I saw your performance in A Streetcar Named Desire, my dear. Your Blanche was . . . let's just say I had never thought it possible to find myself supporting Stanley in the whole affair. We all have our weaknesses (I myself have a crippling dependency on chocolate and expensive jewels), and yours is acting.

Alice Parker, Drystar, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, and 3 othersMelicorium, The great parkguinius, and Kourend thing

The great parkguinius

Auphelia wrote:An absolutely amateurish and asinine attempt at archvillainy, as an awful attack accomplishing absolutely anything apparently eludes you.

Tsk, tsk.

The only thing TSP fears is my disappointment (and rather large collection of knives). Isn't that right, Aumeltopia?

Our delegate is such a delicate little thing. With just one slice of the blade he'll bawl endlessly.

"Ow! My tail!"

"Oh, oh, oh! It's bleeding!"

"Ah, it's on my biscuits! My poor biscuits!"

"So much blood! Oh no, so much blood! Soooo muuuchhhh blooooooo . . ."

Honestly, it's a bit annoying, but you can see what we have to work with. Now, if you would like to apply for a villain's license, you can see Drystar in the Records Department on floor 6 for more information on the application.

(☞ ᐛ )☞ Tell me auphelia, do you have fear? You will. When my endorsement arrives in a small cute cuddly box filled with innocence and love!
Tell me oh cute one ༼ノ 🔥◁🔥 ༽ノ do you like hugs? i'm sure you do... let us become friends! no not just any friends! 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬! it IS whaT yoUR master Aumeltopia waNTS. Now come here little one and we can develop a handshake of friendship! Make it a veritable friendship! yes! yes! ( ᐛ👐)

Aumeltopia, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherKourend thing

The great parkguinius wrote:(☞ ᐛ )☞ Tell me auphelia, do you have fear? You will. When my endorsement arrives in a small cute cuddly box filled with innocence and love!
me tell me cute one ༼ノ 🔥◁🔥 ༽ノ do you like hugs? i'm sure you do... let us become friends! no not just any friends! 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬! it IS whaT yoUR master Aumeltopia waNTS. Now come here little one and we can develop a handshake of friendship! Make it a veritable friendship! yes! yes! ( ᐛ👐)

Oh, another handshake of friendship?

Curlyhoward already tried that once, darling.

It seems as if you're just attempting to replicate my success with limited results.

The making adorable innocence terrifying, like with my darling Puddles the puppy. The striking fear into the hearts of your enemies with thinly veiled threats of violence. The haranguing of regional officials until they bow to your will or you replace them with someone more suited to your aims.

Find your own shtick, dear, because this one's taken.

Drystar, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherKourend thing

Good morning TSP!

President george washington, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 2 othersKourend thing, and West fallows

Iym winterless

Steampunk engineers wrote:You mean you need to get down and dirty?

I need to get down on the floor.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, Kourend thing, and 1 otherWest fallows

The great parkguinius

Auphelia wrote:Oh, another handshake of friendship?

Curlyhoward already tried that once, darling.

It seems as if you're just attempting to replicate my success with limited results.

The making adorable innocence terrifying, like with my darling Puddles the puppy. The striking fear into the hearts of your enemies with thinly veiled threats of violence. The haranguing of regional officials until they bow to your will or you replace them with someone more suited to your aims.

Find your own shtick, dear, because this one's taken.

(☞ ᐛ )☞
i didn't hear a no to the friendship part! Very well i accept your friendship with some reluctance.. (no take backs)

Aumeltopia, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 1 otherKourend thing

Point comfort colony

Top o' the morning, Qawe

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, Kourend thing, and 1 otherWest fallows

O.O

Check Aumeltopia's population...

*Shudders*

Aumeltopia, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, The great parkguinius, and 2 othersKourend thing, and West fallows

The great parkguinius wrote:(☞ ᐛ )☞
i didn't hear a no to the friendship part! Very well i accept your friendship with some reluctance.. (no take backs)

Indeed.

If you happen to find several knives in your back, do be a dear and return them promptly. I do have a tendency to 'slip' and lodge knives in the back of those who consider themselves on friendly terms with me.

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Iym winterless, Melicorium, and 2 othersThe great parkguinius, and Kourend thing

The great parkguinius

Auphelia wrote:Indeed.

If you happen to find several knives in your back, do be a dear and return them promptly. I do have a tendency to 'slip' and lodge knives in the back of those who consider themselves on friendly terms with me.

Silly Aphelia your tongue is as dull as your knives! ʅ(°ヮ°)ʃ look at us with inside jokes already! I do say in the short span of 3 seconds i think i am growing on you, like a weird floppy soul! Want to go make some orphans later?

Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and Kourend thing

Western fardelshufflestein

Et tu, Brute?

Rabbitz, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, The great parkguinius, and 2 othersKourend thing, and West fallows

Melicorium wrote:O.O

Check Aumeltopia's population...

*Shudders*

I know! All their tails have been chopped off by Farmer's Wife Auphelia here. We need emergency medical supplies!

Auphelia, Proctethia, Steampunk engineers, Melicorium, and 2 othersThe great parkguinius, and Kourend thing

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