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Same, for religious, health, safety, and traditional reasons.
Proctethia and Melicorium
Our SPIT is alcohol-free.
It's just premium tea.
Premium Western Fardelshufflestein tea.
Amerion, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Melicorian SPIT is also alcohol-free. It’s also pure iced tea, but it’s carbonated and caffeinated.
Yes, Melicorian SPIT is a soda.
Proctethia and Western fardelshufflestein
Hey I just made a new dispatch! It will be expanded in a minute but you can still talk to me!
Update: I've gotten way better at Legalese, so expect the newer ones to be better unless you don't like Legalese (What do you expect?).
1. Cars are banned, the offender will get extra taxes for life (Also, there used to be a dispatch before on this topic before this one so I copied and pasted it here)
So here we are, a car-less country.
2. All alcohol and iced tea is banned (Tea is legal though, ice it and it's illegal), Punishment is 24 Nais
3. Cutting a tree down without permission from a Weryalachiressaraxiatopian duchess/duke or monarch is illegal, the punishment is 2 years of extra taxes
4. Polluting will give the offender a 36 Nai fine and 3 months of extra taxes
5. Committing at least 18 crimes in the country has 2 different punishments, either a 36 year ban for entering the country or 36 years of extra taxes
6. Entering the royal family's house without their consent will get the criminal a 69 Nai fine.
7. Tax Avoidance of Extra Taxes is punishable with the offender having to give a quarter of all their money to random people out on the street.
8. Tax Avoidance of Normal Taxes is punishable with a 30 Nai fine and a bit of extra taxes
9. Destroying or Vandalizing Sacred Objects, Places, or Monuments is punishable by 358 days of community service and a 48 Nai fine.
10. Welfare Fraud is punishable with 6 months of community service and once that's done the offender will be given extra taxes until they reach age 65.
11. Business Fraud is punishable with extra taxes, giving back the money stolen from the victim, and 1 week of community service.
12. Killing of a dolphin is punishable with a 48 Nai fine
13. Overfishing is punishable with a 66 Nai fine and a ban on fishing for 2 months and 4 days of a elementary teacher teaching the offender elementary school fishing lessons
14. Stealing Jessaraxianamai Peppers is punishable with a 432 Nai fine
15. Throwing a Weapon too High Into the Sky (3 meters is the limit) is punishable with a 6 Nai fine and having to look at a picture of the planet Saturn for 3 hours.
A Weird Short Story
One day, in 2018, Queen Likaij (the 33rd one) got some coconuts and a few Nais. Then she choose one of her brothers to rule until she comes back, he agreed. Likaij then got on her boat with some other relatives, and went to Hawaii.
They were going to buy some items, not knowing which ones. And then they saw a store selling pictures of things called planets. They bought a lot of pictures of many different planets, and they went back home without buying anything else.
Not sure why they did this.
16. Pyromania with Malicious Intent is punishable with having to rebuild all destroyed property useless if said property is too difficult to rebuild for some obvious reason
17. Starting or Beginning Dangerous Public Chaos with Malicious Intent is punishable with 36 days of community service
18. Gold Theft is punishable with compulsory gold mining of 4 to 8 kg of gold as community service as well as extra taxes
19. Looting is punishable with a 288 Nai fine
20. Road Vandalizing is punishable with 24 Days of road repairing community service
WIP
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Western fardelshufflestein
*Cries in Fardelshufflesteinian*
*Drinks coffee*
So...Western Fardelshufflestein cannot be OK?
Amerion, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Tea is fine, ice it and it's illegal here.
Edit: Well I just expanded the dispatch
Update: I've gotten way better at Legalese, so expect the newer ones to be better unless you don't like Legalese (What do you expect?).
1. Cars are banned, the offender will get extra taxes for life (Also, there used to be a dispatch before on this topic before this one so I copied and pasted it here)
So here we are, a car-less country.
2. All alcohol and iced tea is banned (Tea is legal though, ice it and it's illegal), Punishment is 24 Nais
3. Cutting a tree down without permission from a Weryalachiressaraxiatopian duchess/duke or monarch is illegal, the punishment is 2 years of extra taxes
4. Polluting will give the offender a 36 Nai fine and 3 months of extra taxes
5. Committing at least 18 crimes in the country has 2 different punishments, either a 36 year ban for entering the country or 36 years of extra taxes
6. Entering the royal family's house without their consent will get the criminal a 69 Nai fine.
7. Tax Avoidance of Extra Taxes is punishable with the offender having to give a quarter of all their money to random people out on the street.
8. Tax Avoidance of Normal Taxes is punishable with a 30 Nai fine and a bit of extra taxes
9. Destroying or Vandalizing Sacred Objects, Places, or Monuments is punishable by 358 days of community service and a 48 Nai fine.
10. Welfare Fraud is punishable with 6 months of community service and once that's done the offender will be given extra taxes until they reach age 65.
11. Business Fraud is punishable with extra taxes, giving back the money stolen from the victim, and 1 week of community service.
12. Killing of a dolphin is punishable with a 48 Nai fine
13. Overfishing is punishable with a 66 Nai fine and a ban on fishing for 2 months and 4 days of a elementary teacher teaching the offender elementary school fishing lessons
14. Stealing Jessaraxianamai Peppers is punishable with a 432 Nai fine
15. Throwing a Weapon too High Into the Sky (3 meters is the limit) is punishable with a 6 Nai fine and having to look at a picture of the planet Saturn for 3 hours.
A Weird Short Story
One day, in 2018, Queen Likaij (the 33rd one) got some coconuts and a few Nais. Then she choose one of her brothers to rule until she comes back, he agreed. Likaij then got on her boat with some other relatives, and went to Hawaii.
They were going to buy some items, not knowing which ones. And then they saw a store selling pictures of things called planets. They bought a lot of pictures of many different planets, and they went back home without buying anything else.
Not sure why they did this.
16. Pyromania with Malicious Intent is punishable with having to rebuild all destroyed property useless if said property is too difficult to rebuild for some obvious reason
17. Starting or Beginning Dangerous Public Chaos with Malicious Intent is punishable with 36 days of community service
18. Gold Theft is punishable with compulsory gold mining of 4 to 8 kg of gold as community service as well as extra taxes
19. Looting is punishable with a 288 Nai fine
20. Road Vandalizing is punishable with 24 Days of road repairing community service
WIP
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Western fardelshufflestein
What are the punishments for the first two?
Anyway...
*Breathes in*
Queen Akai Majuro is a dirty germ-loving pig!
:D
*Pays you $43,850,016.28 (500 Nais)*
Astorians drink an alcohol free spirit. We brew it with booze, remove the booze and keep the flavor.
Proctethia and Melicorium
I just put them in.
Proctethia and Melicorium
Post self-deleted by Melicorium.
okey then...
*Looks at your pretitle randomly*
Anti-Imperialism, That's amazing
Proctethia and Melicorium
*Flies over to one of your atolls*
*Drinks SPIT*
I’ll be glad to give you more money!
*Gives $175,400,065.12 (2,000 nais)*
So, the law breaker, I hope you look the extra taxes to see which you'll break
Proctethia and Melicorium
I’m not going to pay taxes for a country I don’t live in, so I’m not gonna break 3. and 5. :p
ok, that's good, *Finds out you can do 2 and 4 again* Well there's 1. as well.
Wait I have an idea! *Puts a 6.*
Update: I've gotten way better at Legalese, so expect the newer ones to be better unless you don't like Legalese (What do you expect?).
1. Cars are banned, the offender will get extra taxes for life (Also, there used to be a dispatch before on this topic before this one so I copied and pasted it here)
So here we are, a car-less country.
2. All alcohol and iced tea is banned (Tea is legal though, ice it and it's illegal), Punishment is 24 Nais
3. Cutting a tree down without permission from a Weryalachiressaraxiatopian duchess/duke or monarch is illegal, the punishment is 2 years of extra taxes
4. Polluting will give the offender a 36 Nai fine and 3 months of extra taxes
5. Committing at least 18 crimes in the country has 2 different punishments, either a 36 year ban for entering the country or 36 years of extra taxes
6. Entering the royal family's house without their consent will get the criminal a 69 Nai fine.
7. Tax Avoidance of Extra Taxes is punishable with the offender having to give a quarter of all their money to random people out on the street.
8. Tax Avoidance of Normal Taxes is punishable with a 30 Nai fine and a bit of extra taxes
9. Destroying or Vandalizing Sacred Objects, Places, or Monuments is punishable by 358 days of community service and a 48 Nai fine.
10. Welfare Fraud is punishable with 6 months of community service and once that's done the offender will be given extra taxes until they reach age 65.
11. Business Fraud is punishable with extra taxes, giving back the money stolen from the victim, and 1 week of community service.
12. Killing of a dolphin is punishable with a 48 Nai fine
13. Overfishing is punishable with a 66 Nai fine and a ban on fishing for 2 months and 4 days of a elementary teacher teaching the offender elementary school fishing lessons
14. Stealing Jessaraxianamai Peppers is punishable with a 432 Nai fine
15. Throwing a Weapon too High Into the Sky (3 meters is the limit) is punishable with a 6 Nai fine and having to look at a picture of the planet Saturn for 3 hours.
A Weird Short Story
One day, in 2018, Queen Likaij (the 33rd one) got some coconuts and a few Nais. Then she choose one of her brothers to rule until she comes back, he agreed. Likaij then got on her boat with some other relatives, and went to Hawaii.
They were going to buy some items, not knowing which ones. And then they saw a store selling pictures of things called planets. They bought a lot of pictures of many different planets, and they went back home without buying anything else.
Not sure why they did this.
16. Pyromania with Malicious Intent is punishable with having to rebuild all destroyed property useless if said property is too difficult to rebuild for some obvious reason
17. Starting or Beginning Dangerous Public Chaos with Malicious Intent is punishable with 36 days of community service
18. Gold Theft is punishable with compulsory gold mining of 4 to 8 kg of gold as community service as well as extra taxes
19. Looting is punishable with a 288 Nai fine
20. Road Vandalizing is punishable with 24 Days of road repairing community service
WIP
Proctethia and Melicorium
It’s mostly because We revere water and we see ant alteration of water as corrupting it
Proctethia and Melicorium
Our belief says that water froms part of our souls, but changing it a bit isn't corrupting it unless it's bad to us.
Proctethia and Melicorium
Good night Aideen!
alcohol BAD.
Commonwealth Of Astoria, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Proctethia, Melicorium, Konneker, and Toovaloo
No, he probably isn’t.
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Toovaloo
Only 89 more pages until the next big battle!
That’s where you’re wrong, buddy.
Siyania, Proctethia, and Toovaloo
Ok well, Hello new person!
*Secretly knows your melicorium*
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Toovaloo
Melicorium is being rather rude violating the laws of another nation just for kicks
Proctethia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Melicorium, and Toovaloo
Hello, fellow small Pacific Islander nation!
I think he just wanted to give them some money.
Siyania, Proctethia, and Melicorium
Hello to you.
Proctethia, Melicorium, and Toovaloo
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