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Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:And the poison is now in the tea.

Well, that shouldn't be a problem so long as everyone realizes that tea is just awful and only uses it on their insta feed.

Who would accually drink tea? That's just crazy!

Auphelia, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Volaworand wrote:Well, that shouldn't be a problem so long as everyone realizes that tea is just awful and only uses it on their insta feed.

Who would accually drink tea? That's just crazy!

I do, I like the taste of tea.

Western fardelshufflestein

Volaworand wrote:Well, that shouldn't be a problem so long as everyone realizes that tea is just awful and only uses it on their insta feed.

Who would accually drink tea? That's just crazy!

Coffee over tea any day of the week...
...Unless I have a sore throat or something.
*Knock on wood*
Tea isn't bad, per se; I just love coffee.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:Coffee over tea any day of the week...
...Unless I have a sore throat or something.
*Knock on wood*
Tea isn't bad, per se; I just love coffee.

Tea over coffee, I do like coffee though, and chocolate.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Who-knows-where

Volaworand wrote:Well, that shouldn't be a problem so long as everyone realizes that tea is just awful and only uses it on their insta feed.

Who would accually drink tea? That's just crazy!

[after having just swallowed the entire cup of tea, including the cup itself] I love a cold glass of sweet iced tea on a hot summer morning

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Western fardelshufflestein

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Tea over coffee, I do like coffee though, and chocolate.

*Hides chocolate stash from Auphelia*
*Watches as Auphelia devours said stash mercilessly*
*Eats chocolate chips*

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:*Hides chocolate stash from Auphelia*
*Watches as Auphelia devours said stash mercilessly*
*Eats chocolate chips*

This is what happens when you hide things from me, love.

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Who-knows-where wrote:[after having just swallowed the entire cup of tea, including the cup itself] I love a cold glass of sweet iced tea on a hot summer morning

I like spiiiiiiices.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Who-knows-where

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:Tea over coffee, I do like coffee though, and chocolate.

I also like coffee and chocolate, but I prefer tea to them both

hot chocolate is the superior drink though

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:*Hides chocolate stash from Auphelia*
*Watches as Auphelia devours said stash mercilessly*
*Eats chocolate chips*

...I want some chocolate chips...

Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

O.o
The RMB is quite busy right now, with everyone apparently drinking poison ivy tea!
Why don't y'all have some poison ivy pie to go with it?

Hey you, us, workers! Do you we need a food that will keep you us going through the 8-hour day of laboring in the state factories?

In Connecticut, a highly agricultural state, locals like to eat a food they call C.R.A.P. (Connecticuter Rash-inducing Apple Pie). The Ministry of the Environment's Bureau of Agriculture has decided to make it into a product -- a delicious, energy-giving treat! It is an apple pie infused with poison ivy, which will give you a skin rash -- it is certain to make you work harder and faster so that you can get to your breaks and remove the rash more quickly.

Just try C.R.A.P.! No cost, no gimmicks, no credit card, no dovebeaks. The best taste of South Pacific Socialism you'll we'll ever have, comrades!

Sizes
Small (Snack) - 3.75 cm (1.48 in) radius
Medium (Entree) - 7.5 cm (2.95 in) radius
Large (Dessert) - 11.25 cm (4.43 in) radius

C.R.A.P. is available at Walmart, and is freely distributed by the Ministries of the Environment and Welfare.

Read dispatch

Western fardelshufflestein

Who-knows-where wrote:I also like coffee and chocolate, but I prefer tea to them both

hot chocolate is the superior drink though

...I want some chocolate chips...

Coffee is obviously superior.
Orange juice, though...orange juice is amazing.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

In TNP/TSP Drop in the Ocean Festival events:
Jay's AMA will be starting in just a few minutes! Hop on into The Aquarium if you're interested.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Auphelia wrote:This is what happens when you hide things from me, love.

*Finds all the victims in your torture place and brings all of them to my home archipelago to make sure they recover*

Drystar, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersWestern fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:*Finds all the victims in your torture place and brings all of them to my home archipelago to make sure they recover*

Well, I’m sure that takes a load off Auphelia’s Accountants. Considering the size of the torture dungeon, you taking the victims...err, internees...err, lost souls seeking enlightenment, saves a pretty penny. On the bonus side, once they’re all healed up, they can go for another spin on the TSP favorite game show Wheel of Punishment.

Auphelia, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersWestern fardelshufflestein, and Purple Hyacinth

Western fardelshufflestein

Drystar wrote:Well, I’m sure that takes a load off Auphelia’s Accountants. Considering the size of the torture dungeon, you taking the victims...err, internees...err, lost souls seeking enlightenment, saves a pretty penny. On the bonus side, once they’re all healed up, they can go for another spin on the TSP favorite game show Wheel of Punishment.

Wheel of PUNishment?

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Drystar wrote:Well, I’m sure that takes a load off Auphelia’s Accountants. Considering the size of the torture dungeon, you taking the victims...err, internees...err, lost souls seeking enlightenment, saves a pretty penny. On the bonus side, once they’re all healed up, they can go for another spin on the TSP favorite game show Wheel of Punishment.

I'm making sure that they don't have to suffer. I want them to go to the place they wanted to live in.

Who-knows-where

Drystar wrote:Well, I’m sure that takes a load off Auphelia’s Accountants. Considering the size of the torture dungeon, you taking the victims...err, internees...err, lost souls seeking enlightenment, saves a pretty penny. On the bonus side, once they’re all healed up, they can go for another spin on the TSP favorite game show Wheel of Punishment.

Wheel of Punishment? is that like Danganronpa? where can I sign up?

Who-knows-where wrote:Wheel of Punishment? is that like Danganronpa? where can I sign up?

Is it like max max?

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

How do I change my govt budget?

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I'm making sure that they don't have to suffer. I want them to go to the place they wanted to live in.

But how did you know where that might be before you savagely kidnapped them from the only person who’s ever shown them love and consideration. I’ve a right mind to set the TSP police on you, unfortunately Beepee is doing hard time for his part in the smurf underground.

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia

Drystar wrote:But how did you know where that might be before you savagely kidnapped them from the only person who’s ever shown them love and consideration. I’ve a right mind to set the TSP police on you, unfortunately Beepee is doing hard time for his part in the smurf underground.

I asked them.

Drennicka wrote:How do I change my govt budget?

just by responding to issues as they reach your desk

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

Drystar wrote:But how did you know where that might be before you savagely kidnapped them from the only person who’s ever shown them love and consideration. I’ve a right mind to set the TSP police on you, unfortunately Beepee is doing hard time for his part in the smurf underground.

Volaworand wrote:just by responding to issues as they reach your desk

like my govt spending on stuff. How do I change the categories?

Weryalachiressaraxiatopia wrote:I asked them.

So you admit to trespassing? Do you have the proper TS-74-b forms in triplicate on file? You can’t trespass without the proper forms on file and signed off by a senior agent.

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Proctethia, and 2 othersMelicorium, and Purple Hyacinth

Drennicka wrote:like my govt spending on stuff. How do I change the categories?

the classifications adjust depending on how you respond to issues. The issues that arrive are determined randomly every 5 hours.

Auphelia, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 1 otherPurple Hyacinth

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