The Protectorate of Global Legal Information Network is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 3.02 billion Global Legal Information Networkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The strong Global Legal Information Networkian economy, worth 147 trillion soms a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,692 soms, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. Global Legal Information Network's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Global Legal Information Network is ranked 198,933^rd in the world and 189^th in LunarPunk for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.