The Democratic Republic of Bohs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Famous Razor with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.516 billion Bohemians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dalymount. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bohsian economy, worth 488 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,086 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Dalymount River, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohs's national animal is the lurcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Bohs is ranked 4,523^rd in the world and 113^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 132.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.