The Republic of Geortina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lorraine Yuan with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.507 billion Geortinans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concelique. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Geortinan economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion geons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 236,417 geons, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and Lorraine Yuan reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime is totally unknown. Geortina's national animal is the coati, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Geortina is ranked 9,182^nd in the world and 111^th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,059 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.