The People's Republic of Kologi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Razno with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 4.186 billion Kologians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirie. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kologian economy, worth 905 trillion Hujs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,243 Hujs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and Air Kologi is rumored to receive more government funding than the Kologian Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kologi's national animal is the Folf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kologi is ranked 285,210^th in the world and 3,996^th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.63 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.