The Federal Monarchy of The Vanic Imperium is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Steinarr of Vanaheim with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.37 billion Vanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vígiheim. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Vanic economy, worth a remarkable 3,176 trillion Vaniis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 339,035 Vaniis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vanic Imperium's national animal is the Vanic Snowmound Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Vanic Imperium is ranked 1,578^th in the world and 38^th in the Pacific for Safest, scoring 153.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.