The Skoda Drivers of Orehaj is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Billy Spears with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 36.663 billion Orehajians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New England. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Orehajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,436 trillion ones a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,170 ones, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, the nation's secret service is so secret that nobody knows if it has one, Orehajian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Orehajian throne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orehaj's national animal is the two, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orehaj is ranked 271,502^nd in the world and 11^th in Travelling Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.69 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.