The Theocratic Democracy of Union of the Orklanders is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by SG15 with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.221 billion Orklanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantonin City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Orklander economy, worth 134 trillion Eipzens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,537 Eipzens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Union of the Orklanders's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Union of the Orklanders is ranked 179,763^rd in the world and 56^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 35.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.