The Free Federation of States of Conmerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Gerosard Kotse with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.307 billion Conmericans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frazier City. The average income tax rate is 38.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Conmerican economy, worth a remarkable 2,916 trillion Guildings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 190,556 Guildings, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Guilding battlesuits, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. States of Conmerica's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

States of Conmerica is ranked 272,266^th in the world and 17^th in United Nations UN for Nicest Citizens, with 0.53 average smiles per day.