The Theodemocracy of Saletonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prophet Ædaam Urhabba with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.605 billion Saletonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faubridge. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saletonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,756 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police, surveillance cameras are banned, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saletonia's national animal is the Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Jesus Christ.

Saletonia is ranked 21,159^th in the world and 16^th in United States of America for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 271.65 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.