The Sky Lords of Warzone Alistia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.629 billion Warzone Alistians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The powerhouse Warzone Alistian economy, worth 120 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 73,996 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,751 per year while the poor average 7,731, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, a lot of glass windows have needed replacing recently, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Warzone Alistia's national animal is the dove.

Warzone Alistia is ranked 247,401^st in the world and 18^th in Warzone Airspace for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.81 law-abiding acts per hour.