The Commonwealth of The Earldom of Fallsbury is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Protector with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.898 billion Fallsburgers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Fallsburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fallsburger economy, worth a remarkable 3,842 trillion Counts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 322,967 Counts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. The Earldom of Fallsbury's national animal is the Nuckelevee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of Nemesis.

The Earldom of Fallsbury is ranked 408^th in the world and 1^st in The Community for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 6,797.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.