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The Greenlandic North

Ah. American Desseret Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Yeah.

Oh, egads! My post is ruined. But what if I were to edit it and disguise it as my original? Delightfully devilish, (can't show name).

The Greenlandic North!

American Desseret, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?

Why is there gender assumption coming out of your post, The Greenlandic North?

Uh- Oh. That isn't gender assumption. It's Nothing. Nothing from the unassuming post i'm making. Mmm. Unassuming post.

Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for nothing wrong in this post.

I thought we were having unassuming post.

D'oh, no. I said nothing wrong in this post. That's what I unassuming post.

You call unassuming post nothing wrong in this post?

Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. Uh, what region?

Uh, upstate (can't say where i'm from in usa).

Really. Well, I'm from (IDK), and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "nothing wrong in this post."

Oh, not in (IDK). No. It's an (can't say) expression.

I see. You know, this are quite similar to the one you originally posted.

Oh, no. Patented The Greenlandic North post. Old family recipe.

For nothing wrong in this post.

Yes.

Yes. And you call it a nothing wrong in this post despite the fact that it is obviously edited.

Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.

Of course.

Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm tired.

I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?

A legendary Card.

Uh- a legendary card at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?

Yes.

May I see it?

No.

The Greenlandic North This post is too long!

No, RMB. It's short.

Well, The Greenlandic North you are an odd fellow but I must say you make a unassuming post.

Stop typing! Stop typing!