The Free Collectives of Righteous Lefties is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 46.395 billion Lefties hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Industry receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Righteous Leftiesian economy, worth 751 trillion conches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 16,197 conches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime is totally unknown. Righteous Lefties's national animal is the straw-hat wearing peng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Peace and Love.

Righteous Lefties is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Wysteria for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.