The Mechanized Super Planet of Die Alles Fabrik is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head Tinkerer Veelboki Rezes Silverbolt with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.91 billion Tinkers are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Iron Forge In The Heart of a Volcano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinkerer economy, worth a remarkable 3,476 trillion Electrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 269,266 Electrically Shocking Unit of milli-Amps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,634,658 per year while the poor average 19,737, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.

Angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Tinkerer stage setups, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Die Alles Fabrik's national animal is the Cruedly Make en Very Durable Animatronic, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Die Alles Fabrik is ranked 9,822^nd in the world and 3^rd in Northern Ocean for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,734.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.