The Fast Food Restaurant of -The Krusty Krab- is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Eugene Harold Krab with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.575 billion Krabbians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The strong Krabian economy, worth 391 trillion $ Sand Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 70,165 $ Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and the official Krabian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -The Krusty Krab-'s national animal is the Krab, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Krabby Patty and Money.

-The Krusty Krab- is ranked 287,500^th in the world and 12^th in Indonesia Nusantara for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.49 kickbacks per hour.