The District of 0h is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.733 billion 0hians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The strong 0hian economy, worth 864 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,933 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,481 per year while the poor average 2,951, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, 0h's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, 0h has designated District City as its capital city, and Proctor has just been declared ruler of 0h in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. 0h's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

0h is ranked 289,925^th in the world and 2^nd in Sweeze occupied Herrnhut for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.68 law-abiding acts per hour.