The Join Lily of 3rd Catgirl Division is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.971 billion Join Lily are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 23.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 499 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,749 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 3rd Catgirl Division's national animal is the Join Lily.

3rd Catgirl Division is ranked 138,755^th in the world and 5,056^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.54 kickbacks per hour.