The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning wikki wikki population. The cynical population of 44.833 billion Cozmo Dians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of International Aid, Public Transport, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Cozmo Dian economy, worth 935 trillion funky beats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,875 funky beats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cozmo D's national animal is the wikki wikki.

Cozmo D is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in United States for Safest, scoring zero on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.