Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Disney
Population | 10.564 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Fiefdom of 90020 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.564 billion 90020ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.
The frighteningly efficient 90020ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,934 trillion 9003s a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,101 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 642,456 per year while the poor average 37,855, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.
Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 90020's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
90020 is ranked 144,719th in the world and 1st in Disney for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 90020, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Following new legislation in 90020, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.