The Armed Republic of 9th Protector Army Group is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 14.182 billion 9th Protector Army Groupians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The strong 9th Protector Army Groupian economy, worth 750 trillion Kunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,954 Kunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. 9th Protector Army Group's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

9th Protector Army Group is ranked 127,654^th in the world and 10^th in Protector Military Command for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.