The Empire of Meglomania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Simon The Magnificent with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.984 billion Meglomanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meglomania City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Meglomanian economy, worth 141 trillion Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,363 Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, Meglomania recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Meglomania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meglomania's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Judaism.

Meglomania is ranked 86,228^th in the world and 2,103^rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 88.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.