The Republic of ABC123 76 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The cynical population of 9.39 billion ABC123 76ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped ABC123 76ian economy, worth 316 trillion wefwefs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 33,692 wefwefs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, the government considers the rising number of McRonald's fast food restaurants to be great progress, and a major religion has been named as ABC123 76's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ABC123 76's national animal is the wefwef, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABC123 76 is ranked 111,476^th in the world and 2,599^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,768.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.