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Regional Influence: Newcomer
The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.463 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 893 trillion Dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,257 Dabs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, and the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Abjectly Ludicrous Colonial Thesaurus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Dasche.
- : Abject Ludicrosity was endorsed by The National Catholic Kingdom of Bombastion.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Queendom of Welsh lands.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Garya.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Forgotten State of Ahma.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The United Kingdom of Novabritannia.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Union of the Communities of Maanenland.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Supreme Christmas Lands of Lord Sapre.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Commonwealth of Treehound.
- : Abject Ludicrosity endorsed The Quinto Império of Novo Portugal.
Endorsements Received: 65 » Wombelland, Yahlia, Dark Matter, Destyntine, Regnum Italiae, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Wessex and Cornwall, Savinecross, The New Nordic Union, GanymedEuropa, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ausvelt, Greater Dragunovia, Brakanistan, Carnaddar, Einswenn, Northern German Federation, Slunsko, Legique, Falvaard, Transmontagne, Grodisze, Eurasies, Kanokla, Thracia Republic, Imperium Anglorum, British Cantha, Super Happy Land, Invernessia, Saint Domingo, Galway-Dublin, German Bismarck Republic, Prussian-Union, Poland-Kaliningrad, Viciebskaja, Pamia, Rivierenland, The Champions League, Othenhiem, New Touraine, The Seven Provinces, Walfo, Someseni, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Miechow 2, Irminsulia, St Scarlett, Republic of Satherland, Bathera, East Zaolzie, and 15 others.Maritzal, Permorania, South St Maarten, Leranditale, Death Bat, Ostermarch, Migurson, Bavira, Nardin, Quentenia, Slavonia and Srijem, Boldia, Alba-Nord, Bombastion, and Dasche.