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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Abject Ludicrosity

Population6.049 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDab
AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.049 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 846 trillion Dabs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,896 Dabs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 896,465 per year while the poor average 8,908, a ratio of 100 to 1.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise an Empress's name on an hourly basis, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing an Empress's praises, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 25,484th in the world and 1,237th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,439.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66thMost Influential: 200thMost Ignorant Citizens: 319thMost Primitive: 412thLargest Gambling Industry: 583rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 758thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 900thHighest Crime Rates: 922ndMost Avoided: 1,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,777thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,077thFattest Citizens: 2,199thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,657thLargest Retail Industry: 2,759thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,915thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,270thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,247thLargest Mining Sector: 5,367thNudest: 6,605thLargest Black Market: 6,703rdRudest Citizens: 7,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,900thMost Armed: 9,141stTop
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Most Secular: 11,912thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,001stMost Efficient Economies: 13,924thHighest Average Incomes: 15,957thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,010thHighest Economic Output: 20,026th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 166th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 208th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Black Market: 260th in the regionNudest: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 327th in the regionMost Armed: 329th in the regionRudest Citizens: 371st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 455th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 623rd in the regionMost Secular: 652nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 703rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 724th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 738th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 738th in the regionLargest Populations: 859th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 885th in the region

World Assembly

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