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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Abject Ludicrosity

Population4.108 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Emperor
FaithEmperor Worship

CurrencyDab
AnimalForest Dormouse

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by an Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.108 billion Abject Ludicrosities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. The average income tax rate is 9.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth 503 trillion Dabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,579 Dabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Abjectly Ludicrous military, the deceased are buried mostly to hide them from state-sanctioned corpse-collectors, and it is said that an Abjectly Ludicrous woman's work is never done. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Forest Dormouse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperor Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 58,704th in the world and 3,015th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,758.92 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 122ndMost Influential: 343rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 563rdMost Primitive: 583rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 951stTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,145thMost Avoided: 2,506thHighest Crime Rates: 2,682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,028thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,300thNudest: 4,367thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,520thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,648thLargest Retail Industry: 4,680thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,901stLargest Mining Sector: 5,012thLargest Black Market: 5,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,991stFattest Citizens: 6,732ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,084thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,510thTop
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Most Secular: 8,736thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,802nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Influential: 107th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 155th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 163rd in the regionNudest: 163rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 184th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 209th in the regionFattest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 236th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 292nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 482nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 635th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 665th in the region

World Assembly

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