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Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Monarchist League

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Abject Ludicrosity

Population14.091 billion

CapitalCavtat
Leaderan Empress
FaithEmpress Worship

CurrencyDinar
AnimalPoskok

The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by an Empress with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.091 billion Abject Ludicrosities are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cavtat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Abjectly Ludicrous economy, worth a remarkable 2,158 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 153,161 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 675,593 per year while the poor average 21,759, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

The Cavtat Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, fan-made edits of old films have seen a sudden jump in quality, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abject Ludicrosity's national animal is the Poskok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Empress Worship.

Abject Ludicrosity is ranked 306,387th in the world and 6th in Monarchist League for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.94 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 515thMost Primitive: 641stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 885thLargest Gambling Industry: 923rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,098thMost Avoided: 1,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,838thFattest Citizens: 2,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,576thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 3,160thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,747thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,961stRudest Citizens: 5,569thLargest Mining Sector: 5,663rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,972ndLargest Black Market: 6,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,716thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,723rdHighest Economic Output: 11,081stNudest: 12,885thMost Secular: 13,978thTop
10%
Most Armed: 15,399thHighest Average Incomes: 20,920thMost Efficient Economies: 21,340thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,477thLargest Populations: 28,785th

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