Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 4.253 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Vulture |
The Most Serene Republic of Absolute communism421 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.253 billion Absolute communism421ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism421ian economy, worth 674 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,556 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism421's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Absolute communism421 is ranked 23,449th in the world and 582nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.07 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism421, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.