The Woodhouse Sanctum of ACA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 23.861 billion ACAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse ACAian economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,387 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment, and most ACAian video games are banned in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ACA's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ACA is ranked 197,857^th in the world and 1^st in Albertan Civil Alliance for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,827.87 Standard Monetary Units.