The Free Land of Achaekam is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.745 billion Achaekamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 38.8%.

The powerhouse Achaekamian economy, worth 623 trillion euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,456 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, and Brasilistan is being evacuated after its designation as 'Test Zone 1 - Nuclear'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Achaekam's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaekam is ranked 257,720^th in the world and 687^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.25 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.