The Order State of Aeto Boxto is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Aeton Priton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.758 billion Aetons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Sector. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeto Boxtoan economy, worth 941 trillion pissoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 163,450 pissoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 636,979 per year while the poor average 28,642, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Aeton Priton's window to draw attention to their issues, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeto Boxto's national animal is the bean, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aeto Boxto is ranked 7,008^th in the world and 167^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.47 law-abiding acts per hour.