The Warden of After Sailing the 7 seas Merlin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 12.122 billion After Sailing the 7 seas Merlinians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish After Sailing the 7 seas Merlinian economy, worth 386 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 31,852 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. After Sailing the 7 seas Merlin's national animal is the Tuna, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

After Sailing the 7 seas Merlin is ranked 101,212^th in the world and 1^st in Brethren of the coast for Most Beautiful Environments, with 564.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.