The Kingdom of Akua-Niihau is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pharaoh M-7 with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 26.236 billion Wiki-Wikis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akua-M7 City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Akua-Niihauan economy, worth a remarkable 2,477 trillion Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 94,421 Pu-Pu Kahelelani Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents dread their examinations more than their children, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Akua-M7 City make great practice for foreign snipers, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Akua-Niihau's national animal is the Lazy Monk Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pharaohism.

Akua-Niihau is ranked 111,545^th in the world and 1^st in Pharaocracy of Kemti for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.6 kickbacks per hour.