The District of Alien Warefare is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.81 billion Alien Warefareans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The very strong Alien Warefarean economy, worth 858 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 28,787 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Alien Warefare has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alien Warefare's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alien Warefare is ranked 243,983^rd in the world and 3^rd in Monaco for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.69 law-abiding acts per hour.