The Morning Star of All the Angels Sing is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucifer with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.902 billion Angels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Industry and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heaven. The average income tax rate is 10.4%.

The Angelic economy, worth 892 trillion Souls a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 38,991 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves are flogged in public for their crimes, All the Angels Sing has designated Heaven as its capital city, Lucifer has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and Discordianism has been named as All the Angels Sing's national religion. Crime is moderate. All the Angels Sing's national animal is the Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Discordianism.

All the Angels Sing is ranked 162,673^rd in the world and 7^th in Heaven for Highest Food Quality, scoring 14.48 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.