The Alscript of Alscript is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The democratic population of 1.227 billion Alscriptians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Alscriptian economy, worth 41.0 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,418 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alscript's national animal is the kiwi.

Alscript is ranked 211,041^st in the world and 4^th in Pilot for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.