Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Jihad Army of the Emperor
Population | 6.77 billion |
Currency | euro |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Incorporated States of Anarcho connia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.77 billion Anarcho connians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.
The all-consuming Anarcho connian economy, worth 698 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,191 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 470,826 per year while the poor average 13,797, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned kangarooball fields, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Anarcho Connia City make great practice for foreign snipers, and declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarcho connia's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Anarcho connia is ranked 41,565th in the world and 324th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,163.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Anarcho connia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Anarcho connia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Anarcho Connia City make great practice for foreign snipers.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, people can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned kangarooball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Anarcho connia, a decrease in wailing and gnashing of teeth at astronomical events is reducing demand for dentistry.