The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Daniel Johnson with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.635 billion Andarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andaria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Andaricusian economy, worth an astonishing 19,422 trillion andarian credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 634,004 andarian credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,629,022 per year while the poor average 100,235, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Andaricus's national animal is the thunderbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andaricus is ranked 290,777^th in the world and 4^th in Former United States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.94 pounds of wildlife per square mile.