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The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus

“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Former United States

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Andaricus

Population20.8 billion

CapitalAndaria City
LeaderCommander Daniel Johnson

Currencyandarian credit
Animalthunderbird

The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Daniel Johnson with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.8 billion Andarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andaria City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Andaricusian economy, worth an astonishing 10,634 trillion andarian credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 511,255 andarian credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,991,515 per year while the poor average 40,979, a ratio of 73.0 to 1.

The news is showing footage of Commander Daniel Johnson bullying an old man to the point of tears, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, and the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Andaricus's national animal is the thunderbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andaricus is ranked 99th in the world and 1st in Former United States for Most Cultured, scoring 689 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Crime Rates: 9thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10thMost Armed: 13thRudest Citizens: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 37thMost Scientifically Advanced: 40thFattest Citizens: 44thLargest Information Technology Sector: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77thHighest Disposable Incomes: 97thMost Cultured: 99thMost Cheerful Citizens: 109thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 135thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Gambling Industry: 206thHighest Average Incomes: 215thMost Avoided: 234thMost Efficient Economies: 265thHighest Economic Output: 288thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 334thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 496thSmartest Citizens: 561stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 755thMost Stationary: 974thLargest Mining Sector: 1,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,356thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,602ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 1,802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,031stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,944thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,447thMost Influential: 4,448thLargest Populations: 4,964thLargest Black Market: 5,580thHighest Drug Use: 6,371stMost Secular: 6,414thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,894thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,713thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,986thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,258thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,548th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, the news is showing footage of Commander Daniel Johnson bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Commander Daniel Johnson.
  • : Andaricus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Following new legislation in Andaricus, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.

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