The Federation of Android Confederation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Java SE with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.471 billion Androids are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Faux News Media LLC. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Android economy, worth a remarkable 4,437 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 206,677 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,227,950 per year while the poor average 15,972, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, the government is eagerly awaiting a multi-million dollar payment from a deposed Smalltopian monarch, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Android Confederation's national animal is the Samsung Galaxy Note 7, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Android Confederation is ranked 1,606^th in the world and 51^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 206,677.53 Standard Monetary Units.