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The Trollge Empire of Angea

“We do a massive amount of trolling.” Snek

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: New Western Empire



Population7.673 billion

FaithTroll Cult


The Trollge Empire of Angea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Snek with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.673 billion Angeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollburg. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Angean economy, worth a remarkable 1,441 trillion Trollcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,904 Trollcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angea's national animal is the Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troll Cult.

Angea is ranked 242,618th in the world and 136th in New Western Empire for Most Inclusive, scoring 7.7 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most Influential: 891stMost Secular: 962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,117thLowest Crime Rates: 1,333rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,421stTop
Largest Governments: 2,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,863rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,953rdMost Developed: 3,132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,212thHealthiest Citizens: 3,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,636thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,747thMost Efficient Economies: 4,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,929thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,007thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,307thBest Weather: 5,337thSmartest Citizens: 5,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,412thMost Patriotic: 6,374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,471stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,473rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,967thHighest Average Incomes: 8,116thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,331stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,963rdHighest Economic Output: 13,014thSafest: 13,797th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the region

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