The Free Land of Jail Guitar Doors is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ritchie with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.16 billion Rockers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clash City. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jail Guitar Doorsian economy, worth 274 trillion Wampums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,995 Wampums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Rockers any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jail Guitar Doors's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jail Guitar Doors is ranked 7,698^th in the world and 60^th in Refugia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,853.58 pounds of wildlife per square mile.