The Republic of Area 51 Raid is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.918 billion Area 51 Raidians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Area 51 Raidian economy, worth 385 trillion regergergs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 38,835 regergergs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,703 per year while the poor average 5,327, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

The police double as repo men, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, and the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Area 51 Raid's national animal is the ergergerg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Area 51 Raid is ranked 257,164^th in the world and 83^rd in 555 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 47.95 law-abiding acts per hour.