The Republic of Argentumm is a tiny, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Argentummians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The thriving Argentummian economy, worth 579 billion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 72,430 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,380 per year while the poor average 14,774, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Argentumm's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Argentumm is ranked 251,798^th in the world and 39^th in kingdom of Greater Esteriae for Highest Poor Incomes, with 14,774.36 Standard Monetary Units.