The United States of Arneria-Irpa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Callisto Hadrian with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.905 billion Arnerian-Irpans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anniera. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arneria-Irpan economy, worth 239 trillion Neris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 125,831 Neris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', Callisto Hadrian spends Halloween alternatively growling and howling (Arneria-Irpa has found 3 easter eggs), a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arneria-Irpa's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Arneria-Irpa is ranked 112,352^nd in the world and 4^th in THE REGION OF THE LOST BACTERIA for Nudest, with 158.75 cheeks per square mile.