Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: The Beach
Population | 22.369 billion |
Capital | Polk City |
Leader | Emperor Johnny |
Faith | Aztec |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Harmles Alligator |
The Holy Empire of Arumba is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Johnny with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.369 billion Arumbas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polk City. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Arumba economy, worth an astonishing 10,565 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 472,349 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arumba's national animal is the Harmles Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Aztec.
Arumba is ranked 1,004th in the world and 1st in The Beach for Most Corrupt Governments, with 474.21 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Arumba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
- : Following new legislation in Arumba, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Arumba" at foreigners.