The Pretitle theocracy of Aryptorlsha is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by an idiot with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.944 billion Aryptorlshans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Basalt lake city. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Aryptorlshan economy, worth 270 trillion basalts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,763 basalts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, funding for education has been redirected into the military, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, and a United Powers Tourist Association survey has rated Aryptorlsha #1 for number twos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aryptorlsha's national animal is the Kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a.

Aryptorlsha is ranked 268,051^st in the world and 11^th in United Powers for Most Beautiful Environments, with 86.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.